SONGS THAT DO NOT APPEARS ON ALBUMS

ALUMNI BLUES

Woke up this morning and I had those Walking Blues (x2)
I wasn't walkin' nowhere 'cause I didn't have no floor!

Staring over the edge of the bed
My old lady lying next to me, I started to cry (x2)
She said "I'm gonna take this diploma,
I'm gonna slice you in the eye!"

Well I'm alright (he's alright) (x9)
'cause I got a degree!

Escaping through my window
There's a policeman on the lawn outside my home (x2)
I opened my mouth to scream
But my throat was full of foam

So I'm sittin' in this cell
My fortune dwindled to a thimble full of filth (x2)
I may spend the rest of my life in jail
But at least it's got a floor!

AVENU MALKENU

Chanenu v'anenu
Avenu Malkenu
Chanenu v'anenu
Ki ain banu ma'asim
Asseh imanu
Tsadaka v'chesed
Asseh imanu tsadaka vichesed v'hoshi'ainu

Our Father Our King
Be gracious unto us
And answer us
for we are wanting
in good deeds
Deal with us in charity
And save us

AXILLA

I dropped the buzzard in the sand
and trudged off slowly toward the town,
I needed dinner and a place
where I could throw my weight around,
I detected faint Axilla scent
that put me off my appetite,
But mouflon warring where I went
renewed in me a need to fight,

Then reveling in mirror mask
I soon was lost in foggy ditch,
Without a feather gray or white
to tickle that piano witch,
Fearing that I must expose
my worm to holographic haze,
My Clinometer error rose
and spawned in her new mawkish ways

I woke the witch with reverence
reserved for serpents, snails, and slugs,
I pulled the witch from out the ditch
and turned to face the furry thugs,
The sheep they smiled with teeth agleam,
The weapons in their hooves revolved
I detected a prostatic ream,
I gulped and felt my loins dissolve!

BIG BLACK FURRY CREATURE FROM MARS

When I get home from work, what do I do?
I try to kill you!
When I get home from work, what do I do?
I try to kill you!

And why would I try to kill you?

Because you're a...
Big Black Furry Creature From Mars (x4)

When we go out to eat, what do I do?
I try to kill you!
When we go out to eat, what do I do?
Oh, I am killing you!

Now why would I go and do that?

Because you're a...
Big Black Furry Creature From Mars (x4)

I'm runnin, I'm runnin from you
I'm runnin, I'm runnin!

And what causes me to run?

Cause you're a...
Big Black Furry Creature From Mars

BROTHER

Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!
Somebody's jumping in the tub with your brother (x2)
Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!
Somebody's definitely jumping in the tub with your brother (x2)
Jumpin in the tub with your cousin
Somebody's definitely jumping in the tub with your brother
Uncle!
Somebody's jumping in the tub with your brother!
Somebody's jumping in the tub with your mother!
Whoa!Whoa!Whoa!

BUFFALO BILL

"Looking for owls?" the young man asked
Hoping to lighten the tension
And the scowl he received as his only reply
Made him smile as he relived the mention

And the coward fool walked on alone
Quite proud of the fear he instilled
And later they found him, tied to a log
Bent over and buffalo billed

CAROLINA

Traditional Carolina, Carolina, Carolina, Carolina
Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning
No one could be sweeter that my sweetie when I meet her in the morning
Where the morning glory
Twine around the door
Whispering pretty stories
I long to hear once more
Strolling with my girlie when the dew is pearly early in the morning
Butterflies all flutter up and kiss each little buttercup, in the morning
If I had Aladdin's lamp
I'd make a wish and here's what I'd say
Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning

CRACKLIN' ROSIE

by Neil Diamond

Yea, Cracklin' Rosie, get on board.
We're gonna ride 'til there ain't no more to go.
Takin' it slow,
Lord don't you know,
Happily a time when the poor man's let be

Hitchin' on a twilight train,
Ain't nothin' here that I care to take along,
Maybe a song,
To sing when I watch,
Don't mean to say please, said old man, I'm happy too.

Oh, I love my Rosie child, you got the way to make me happy.
You and me, we go in style.
Cracklin' Rose, you're a store-bought woman,
You make me sing like a guitar hummin.
Hang on to me, girl, our song keeps runnin' on.
Play it now, Play it now, Play it now my lady!

Cracklin Rosie, make me smile.
God it'll last for an hour, well that's alright,
We got all night,
To set the world right.
Find us a dream and don't ask no questions Yea!

THE CURTAIN

As he saw his life run away from him
Thousands ran along
Chanting words from a song

"Please me, have no regrets"
"Please me, have no regrets"

Came from the baby's mouth
We follow the lines going south

"Please me, have no regrets"

Came from the,came from the,came from the... baby's mouth!
We follow the line going south!

DEAR MRS. REAGAN

Dear Mrs. Reagan, I hope you're feeling well
Fighting drugs and abortion will keep you out of hell
Send in the troops, they'll shut the system down
Take away their leaders and replace them all with clowns

Out in the Rose Garden, time for a speech
Make up your face so it looks like a peach

Aw, Nancy dear, what shall I say?
Tell ole Ronnie it's all OK.

Oh Mrs Reagan, Mrs Reagan
Gun your husband down
You'll collect insurance
Make our country sound

Dear Mrs Reagan, gun your husband down,
Save us from this awful fate
George Bush will be our next president!

Dear Mr Reagan, your hair is really swell
Buy another missile and damn the poor to hell

Pump up our resources,
You'll make us strong abroad
Foreign country leaders
Know that you're a fraud

Oh Ron, you're such a patriot
We think that you're an idiot
Everybody's singing this time

Oh Mrs Reagan, Mrs Reagan, gun your husband down,
Don't this let injustice reign,
It's Ron you must uncrown

Oh Mrs Reagan, gun your husband down
Send him out to pasture
His brain cannot be found

DESTINY UNBOUND

Highway Bill's on the rotary still
and he can't even feel the pain
of a sun dried shoulder
and a scar from a boulder
that cut him right across his vein
now he's suckin' cigar
and he's shovelin' tar
in the crater of a turnpike terrain
He's got only one hope, and he wants to elope,
'cuz Highway Jill is driving him insane.

We gotta get on the road
Destiny Unbound
She's the one for me
We gotta get outta town

Highway Jill was a daffodil
with a cactus sense of pride
at the wheel of a tractor
she was quite an impactor
when the road rocks started to slide
She saw Bill drop his shovel on a pile of gravel
as he climbed up out of his ditch
She was wonderstruck
when he climbed in her truck
He said "I've been havin' this everlasting itch
We gotta get on the road
Destiny Unbound
You're the one for me
we gotta get outta town

At first she was cold
she was ready to scold
this guy from the pit with a thing in his head
but then she thought twice
when he melted her ice
with his passionate eyes
She was energized!
She started the ignition
and without permission
the two of 'em flew down the dusty road
but the road wasn't finished
and the pavement diminished
They soared off the edge
and they plunged in the sludge

She said:
There isn't even any road
Our Destiny was bound
We were the ones for us
but now we're in the ground.

DOG LOG

Walkin cross the lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn
Walkin cross the lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn

I've been walkin cross the lawn
I've been walkin with a dog dog dog

Walkin cross the lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn

I've been walkin cross the lawn
I've been wonderin where my dog done gone

Stepped upon a long, long, long, long, long, long, log
Stepped upon a long, long, long, long, long, long, log

Stepped upon a log, walkin through the fog fog fog

Stepped upon a long, long, long, long, long, long, log

Dog log is here
I knew if she was near, she was still sneezin

Its Holdsworth!
Holdsworth!
Holdsworth!
Holdsworth!

Walkin cross the lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn
I've been walkin with a dog, dog, dog.
Walkin cross the lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn, lawn
I've been walkin cross the lawn
Walkin cross the lawn
I've been wonderin where Holdsworth done gone

Where's my dog gone?
Where's my dog gone?
Where's my dog gone?
Gone Gone Gone Gone Gone Gone
Gone Gone Gone Gone Gone Gone

FREE BIRD

by Lynyrd Skynyrd

If I leave here tomorrow
would you still remember me
For I must be traveling on now
there's too many places I gotta see

And if I stay here with you girl
things just wouldn't be the same
For I'm as free as a bird now
and this bird you cannot change
and the bird you cannot change
and the bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change

Bye bye it's been sweet love
though this feeling I can't change
Please don't take it so badly
Lord knows I'm to blame

And if I stay here with you girl
things just couldn't be the same
For I'm as free as a bird now
and this bird you cannot change
and the bird you cannot change
and the bird you cannot change
Lord knows I can't change

GUMBO

There's a mouse starin' out of the window
His car is trapped in the snow
He's planning a family vacation
But he just can't go

Around the next corner's a red bird
His feathers are trapped in a sling
He's passed by some gunslinging parrot
Who's jealous he ain't got no grin

There ain't no time to stash the gumbo
Or rattle around in a cage
The sacrificed child's made bubbles
And spittle is everywhere enraged

In the hot sand I weather my feet
They blister and cake with debris
Chez rolez got in a toe port
While Angry piddles with glee

There's a fool writing notes out on sandpaper
He's sending them off to himself
He gets them a couple days later
Who put them along his top shelf

If you get tired of shavings
And carve up a good hunk of wood
Remembering to check on the sausage
He's got cooking somewhere look good

GUYUTE

Guyute was the ugly pig
Who walked on me and danced a jig
That he had learned when he was six
Then stopped and did some other tricks
Like pulling weapons from his coat
and holding them against my throat
He lectured me in a language strange
Then scampered quickly out of range

I'm bouncing like a new born elf
I can't believe inside myself
Guyute glances in my eyes
and manages to hypnotize
and as I sleep the sleep of death
He sucks from me my only breath
That i have breathed since I was ten
I hope this happens once again

HALLEY'S COMET

["Halley's Comet" over doo-wop]
[sounds like 'bee chiu ba ba b'jingo']

Halley's Comet, I-said-a Halley's Comet (2x)
Halley's Comet (4x)

Halley's Comet, I-said-a Halley's Comet (2x)

How could you know that I lived in a desperate world?
How could you dream that we were all made out of stone?
What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof?
What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof?

Knock on my windows, link up the chains
It's gotta be easy, no splinters no pain
It's Cadillac rainbows and lots of spaghetti
And I love meatballs so you better be ready

I'm going down to the central part of town
I'm going down to the central part of town
Central part of town, I'm going down
I'm going down to the central part of town

What did I do? And don't be blamin' eat my cashew (kazoo?)
For everything I do to get the story
And everything I do to pull me in
And everything I say to get the title
But when they use it on me I reject it

What would you do if you ate my daddy's shoes?
What would you say if it was naturally for you?
How would you feel if it rained on ???
How would you like to have your thick strawberry goo?

I'm sinking down, it's a glorious feeling
To make a big difference, my body is reeling
*Even ??? can't shine my shoes (Bob Seger? Tom Seaver?)
*'Cause I know deep inside it's got to ??? (mighty fine something)

I'm going down to the central part of town
I'm going down to the central part of town
I'm going down, central part of town
I'm going down to the central part of town

HARPUA

Oom-pa-pa
Oom-pa-pa
Oom-pa-pa
Oom-pa-paaaaa

Fat sweaty bulldog
Stood in the sun
Stone village swamp man
Slow motion run
Tender poke police walker
Precious birthday fudge
Swamp night bull nail
Walker done done

Me and Harpua
We couldn't care few-a
It happens all the time
We beat Okimo

Hot liquor stone jack
Bitter toothless flesh
Shabby pimple chin-slime
Evil milky rash
Me and Harpua
Spastic dead-eyed hound
Oozing dreadlock skullcap
We're coming to your town
We'll help you party down

ICCULUS

...We already played that
We're going to lighten it up a bit
We're going to lighten it up a bit
This really isn't a stupid song
This is a special song
This is an important song
This is a dance song
This is.. THIS IS RED ROCKS...THIS IS THE EDGE!!!
No really this is a song about...
We want to get serious now that we have your attention
We want to talk about..
We want to talk about an important man (Diarrhea!-Mike)
Who could have an important effect
On everybody in this room's lives
If they were willing to take the chance
To let this person into their hearts and their views
Because this is a special man
And this man wrote a great book
For this is the author of the Helping Friendly Book
The book that could change your life, the way it changed ours
And I hope that someday
That you, you people will all have the chance
To read the Helping Friendly Book
And experience the wisdom
Of the great and knowledgeable
Man who wrote the Helping Friendly Book
Because he is, the great and knowledgeable
He is the one, the only
Author of the Helping Friendly Book
HE is, the man, the great man, the only
the special
His name is...
The Author of the Helping Friendly Book
He is the great, the knowledgeable
The one, the only
The great and knowledgeable
Person who wrote the Helping Friendly Book
His name could only be
The one, the only
The only, the special, the Author of the Helping Friendly Book
HE WROTE THE FUCKING BOOK OK!
HE WROTE THE BOOK
His name..
WAS..
ICCULUS!!!!!

Written by the great and knowledgeable Icculus
Ya! Our children are old enough
To read ICCULUS

A cold and lonely night
Running the pace of her fright
Look at her face tonight!

I DIDN'T KNOW

I didn't know (x2)

Well I didn't like cheeseburger alleycats near me
A petrified Phish disease, I wish somebody'd hear me
I didn't like maple dew, honey melon watercress
I didn't like Phish shoes down by muddy watermelon
I didn't seem to miss you when you kiss'd my honey water
And even showed a picture, showed her down by honey's border
But who laid silver tooth and broke my sunny shoe shine
And all my plastic melodreams are waiting for their new shine

Pardon me, Doug
(pardon me, Doug)
Is this a picture of Otis Redding?
Yes! Yes! Taken right before he died
Well you can give me his hide
(well you can give me his hide)

(I didn't know)
I didn't know that I was that far gone

Well I woulda' liked to seen Bess Truman come see me
and hear all the revolutionaries come free me
'cause if it all ends up running to sneeze me
I'll make it all here, black corners come seize me
and if you *boom,back* got troubles in your ear
and you can't seem to come back and make it all clear
when eye tails and toe nails and liquid all meet me
when mustard pies and carrot eyes and flounders come greet me

(I didn't know)
I didn't know that I was that far gone

Pardon me, Doug....

IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN

Traditional--Wizard of OZ

I could while away the hours,
Conversin' with the flowers,
Consultin' with the rain.
My head I'd be scratchin,
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

I could solve any riddle,
For any individ'al,
In trouble, or in pain.
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'
I would be another Lincoln,
If I only had a brain.

Oh, I, could tell you why, the ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I'd never thought before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.

I would not be just a nothin',
My head all full of stuffin,
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry,
Life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.

KUNG w/ VIBRATION OF LIFE

What you are now experiencing is the Vibration of Life
ladies and gentlemen
your head may be feeling heavy
seven beats per second
your nose light
this will re-energize you
your eyes heavy
your nose light
your eyes heavy

Kung...
Kung...
Kung...

your eyes may be feeling heavy
your nose light
your eyes heavy

Kung...
Kung...
Kung...

Rich in minerals
Rich in firth
Carry well ye martin lad
Fervent fourth
Now
Fervent fifth
Forever arealm we cry
Be it ever so
Voraciously alternate
We call upon your pulse
Can we stand?
Can we stare?
We can stage a runaway golfcart marathon!
Stand up
Stand up
Stand up on your heels and call
From the hills
From the hills

This may have made your eyes feel heavy
your nose light
your eyes heavy

LIFE ON MARS

by David Bowie

It's a god-awful small affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling "No"
And her daddy has told her to go

But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on (their rules)

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

It's on Amerika's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Now the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns

But the film is a saddening bore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As I ask you to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

LOVE YOU

by Syd Barrett

Honey, love ya honey little honey bunny Sunday mornin'
Love ya more funny love in the skyline baby
Ice cream 'scuse me I seen ya looking good the other evenin'.

Oh, you dig it had to smile just an hour
so if we're in love like I think we'll be
It ain't a long rhyme it took ages to think
I think I'll hurl it in the water baby.

Thinkin you are a nice little one
to put it all around you it's just good
I like it

I like it.
Hey Hey Hey suppose sometime that day
you won't be swingin along over across to me.

Good time rocker woman, we'll stray our pieces
little creepy we shine so sleepy so whoopie!
That's how you look.

MCGRUPP AND THE WATCHFUL HOSEMASTERS

I've alternated my meager flock
To the shores of the Baltic Sea
The teeth of time have stowed the rhyme
Of how things should be

My cave, my house, my turning wheel
My little docking pup
The march of Colonel Forbin
And his fleet hound called McGrupp

The grime of countless workdogs
Has collected in my sink
I tie my nose with spandex hose
Before I get a drink

While on frozen warthogs
With its poison in our minds
The ferns that spot our children
Are encased in orange rinds

All times and seasons are the reasons
That people and their clans
Have stowed the Famous Mockingbird
With glue and rubber bands
They writhe and cry in agony
As Rutherford the Brave
Chokes Tela and the Unit Monster
Managing to save

The spotted striper's multi-beast
And thereby cheat his grave
I'd like to get his autograph
But he looks too much like Dave

MIKE'S SONG

Trapped in time and I don't know what to do
These friends of mine, I can see right through.
You don't gotta tell me and I don't gotta know
`Cuz I'm sittin' back here sharin' the groove.

Me no are no nice guys (x3)

I walk through the hallways inside my mind
I chase the backbeat from behind
Big dude in the doorway was blockin' my way
He reached to grab me and this is what he said:

Me no are no nice guys (x3)

MY MIND'S GOT A MIND OF ITS OWN

My mind's got a mind of its own
It takes me out a walkin' when I'd rather stay at home
Takes me out to parties when I'd rather be alone
My mind's got a mind of its own

I've been doing things I thought I'd never do
I've been getting into trouble without ever meaning to
I'd as soon settle down but I'm right back up again
I feel just like a leaf out in the wind.

I seem to forget half the things I start
I try to build a house and then I tear the place apart
I freeze myself on fire and then I burn myself on ice
I can't count to one without thinking twice

I tell myself to do the things I should
And then you get to thinkin' that them things ain't any good.
I tell myself the truth but know I'm lying like a snake
You can't walk on water at the bottom of a lake.

NELLIE KANE

As a young man I went riding
Out on the western plain
In the state of North Dakota
I met my Nellie Kane
I met my Nellie Kane

She was living in a lonely cabin
With a son by another man
Five years she had waited for him
As long as a woman can
As long as a woman can

I don't know what changed my mind
'Til then I was the ramblin' kind
The kind of love I can't explain
That I had for Nellie Kane

She took me on to work that day
To help her till the land
In the afternoon we planted seeds
In the evening we held hands
In the evening we held hands

Her blue eyes told me everything
A man could want to know
And it was then I realized
I would never go
I would never go

Now many years have gone by
And her son has grown up tall
I became a father to him
And she became my all
She became my all

N.I.C.U.

Appendages flailing, you're running at me
Ferocious, tenaciously clawing at me
The devious gelatin holding me fast
Miraculous now you let me move(ooze) past

Over the wall rushing rivers of sleaze
The tip of stalactites incising my knees
A slipper, a sand dollar day at the shore
Nice evening at home that I dread even more

Would you please
Make clear to me
I'm peering out through your opacity
Though you rehearse
Tomorrow's verse
Forgive me if I don't sing in your key

Look back on those days when my life was a haze
The gelatin lay on a truncated sleigh
Copernicus drank from a vessel that stank
The free masons crank to the overflow tank

Bane of the weasel, for biding his fun
Jump on the turnstile and watch me go 'round
Swim with the cactus and float with the stone
I try to convey what you strive to condone

Would you please
Make clear to me
I'm peering out through your opacity
Though you rehearse
Tomorrow's verse
Forgive me if I don't sing in your key

Would you please
Make clear to me
Why nothing is the first thing that I see
And if you do
And I see you
Then you will be the nothing left for me

NO DOGS ALLOWED

by Trey's Mother

No Dogs allowed,
No Dogs allowed,
No Dogs allowed in the subway today.
So climb up the stairs,
And be on your way,
'Cuz there's no dogs allowed in the subway today.

If dogs were allowed then just think of this place,
an army (alt: city) of dogs living here in this space
Whining and running from dawn until dark
My head would be aching from hearing them bark.

So there's
No Dogs allowed,
No Dogs allowed,
No Dogs allowed in the subway today.
So climb up the stairs,
And be on your way,
'Cuz there's no dogs allowed in the subway today.

If dogs were allowed then the people would shout
And tell me to order those dirty dogs out
I'd have to decide who would get to sit down
Would the dogs or the people ride into town.

So there's
No Dogs allowed,
No Dogs allowed,
No Dogs allowed in the subway today.
So climb up the stairs,
And be on your way,
'Cuz there's no dogs allowed in the subway today.

If dogs were allowed then the trains would be filled
With creatures that never, no never stand still.
There wouldn't be room for the people at all
The trains would be cluttered with dogs big and small.

PAUL AND SILAS

Paul and Silas bound in jail all night long (x3)
Who shall deliver Poor Me?

Paul and Silas prayed in jail all night long (x3)
Who shall deliver Poor Me?

Lightning crashed and thunder rolled all night long (x3)
Who shall deliver Poor Me?

Jailer cried what must I do all night long (x3)
Who shall deliver Poor Me?

Paul and Silas bound in jail all night long (x3)
Who shall deliver Poor Me? (3x)

PREP SCHOOL HIPPIE

Prep school hippie
Or hip school preppie
I can't decide

Should I spend my adolescent days
wearing tie dyes or Vuarnets
I can't decide

Big ten kegger at the frat
Or watching Jerry shake his bat.

Prep school hippie
Or hip school preppie
I can't decide

I can't wait 'til I'm 21,
Dip into my trust fund

I can't wait 'til I'm 21,
Trust fund, trust fund

Prep school hippie
Or hip school preppie
I can't decide

Should I spend my adolescent days
wearing tie dyes or Vuarnets
I can't decide (x4)

PUNCH YOU IN THE EYE

I come from the land where the oceans freeze
Spent three long months on the open seas
Paddled 'til it seemed I could take no more
When my ship hit ground on Prussia's shores

How was I to know that day
That the winds had swept me Wilson's way
'Cause soon towards me from the East
Came Wilson and his men on multi-beasts

Well it seems he didn't like my face
And I quickly learned that Prussia was an evil place
They tied me to a chair with a giant clip
And held a piece of paper to my tender nip(ple)

Then they tossed the chair in a tiny shack
And told me not to worry 'cause they'd soon be back
But I loosened up the binds where my hands were lashed
And ran towards the cove where my boat was stashed

Singing "Oh Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die
Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye"

When Wilson knew that I was loose
I'd surely be subjected to some real abuse
Maybe end up hanging from the nearest tree
So angrily I paddled to the open sea

But the sea was eager to beat me back
And the waves grew huge and deadly black
And the gray clouds rumbled over my head
And I feared in my heart that I'd soon be dead

When the morning came and the storm had passed
And the dismal fog began at last
To open up before my eyes
And there I saw to my surprise

Chains and specks of islands curved
Where palm trees dipped and seagulls swerved
And I parked my kayak on a stone
And yelled across the ocean to his evil throne

I said "Oh Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die
Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye
Wilson, kill you 'til you die
Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye"

ROCKYTOP

Traditional

Wish that I was on old Rockytop
Down in the Tennessee hills.
Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rockytop
Ain't no telephone bills.

Once I had a girl on Rockytop
Half bear, the other half cat,
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda-pop
I still dream about that.

Rockytop, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good old Rockytop,
Rockytop, Tennessee.
Rockytop, Tennessee.

Once two strangers climbed old Rockytop
Lookin' for a moonshine still.
Strangers ain't come down from Rockytop,
Reckon they never will.

Corn won't grow at all on Rockytop
Dirt's too rocky by far.
That's why all the folks on Rockytop
Get their corn from a jar.

I've had years of cooped up city life,
Trapped like a dog in a pen.
All I know is it's a pity life
Can't be simple again.

Rockytop Tennessee

RUNAWAY JIM

I had a dog. His name was Jim
(Runaway, runaway, runaway)
Took all of my old clothes with him.
(Runaway, runaway, runaway)

Whoa-ooooooooooooooo oh Runaway Jim
Whoa-ooooooooooooooo oh Runaway Jim

He was twelve years old when his trip began,
(Runaway, runaway, runaway)
Hauling down the highway in my old sedan.
(Runaway, runaway, runaway.)

Now I wish someone'd tell me where old Jim went,
(Runaway, runaway, runaway)
'Cause he took all the money that I saved for rent.
(Runaway, runaway, runaway)

By the time he came home he was seventeen.
(Runaway, runaway, runaway)
That's a hundred nineteen to you and me.
(Runaway, runaway, runaway)

Now I'm gonna go up to the mountain.
(Runaway, runaway, runaway)
Singing for Jim who's swimming in the fountain.
(Runaway, runaway, runaway)

SANITY

Sanity never came my way.
(Came his way)
Sanity never came my way.
(His way)
I don't know what I'll do today.
(Way)
'Cause sanity never came my way.

Lost my mind just a couple of times.
(Lost his mind)
Lost my mind just a couple of times.
(His mind)
You can spend your nickels, you can spend your dimes.
(Mind)
But I lost my mind just a couple of times.

You can trespass anywhere.
(A-ny-where)
You can trespass anywhere.
(Ny-where)
Where you go, you'd better beware
(Be-ware)
You can trespass anywhere.

I forgot the rules, I forgot my pride.
('Got his pride)
I forgot the rules, I forgot my pride.
(His pride)
I don't need a place to hide.
(Hide)
I forgot the rules, I forgot my pride, but I don't need a place to hide!

The stars in the sky are very bright.
(Stars are bright)
The stars in the sky are very bright.
(Are bright)
The stars they really suck tonight!
(stars suck)
The stars in the sky are very bright.

And I don't care if the world explodes.
(world ex-plodes)
No, I don't care if the world explodes.
(Ex-plodes!)
You can save the whales, you can save the toads.
(Toads)
But I don't care if the world explodes.

SHAGGY DOG

Shaggy Dog, walkin' down
He walks all around
Shaggy Dog, where you been?
I been walkin' to see my friend

Knock on the door, wouldn't let me in.
Askin' me where I been
Then one day, he got lost
Jumped on a gator, thought it was a horse

Shaggy Dog, don't stay out too long
Yes I know that it's wrong

Shaggy Dog, long been (?)
Where he walks, you know who he is
Walk on, Shaggy Dog (x4)
Oh oh, oh oh (x4)

SLAVE TO THE TRAFFIC LIGHT

Slave to the traffic light
Slave

See the city
See the zoo
Traffic light won't let me through

SLEEPING MONKEY

The feeling's not the same,
In fact it's getting pretty tame,
It's just not that great anymore,
I guess I'll go outside
And flag a weasel for a ride,
And take it on down to the shore

Wallowing in fear,
The days and weeks that you're not here,
Was all the waiting in vain?
The day that you arrived
My sleeping monkey is revived,
But you sent him home on the train

Home on the train,
Why'd you send my monkey on a train?
The day that you arrived,
My sleeping monkey is revived,
But you sent him home on the train

SUZIE GREENBERG

Little Suzie Greenberg
With her head caved in
Soon will let me drown
Beneath the undertow
You better put that woman
In a loony bin
'Cause you know I'd really like
To be a part of her show

Suzie is an artist
She paints quite a lot
An artist she may be
But a genius she is not
She says she wants to be
A Sociologist
But she better first get checked
By a neurologist

Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie
Suzie, Suzie Greenberg

Suzie's 'bout as faithful
As a slot machine
Pays off once in a while
But then she'll rob you clean
She's always afraid
That she's not sure what she's worth
She's out of her mind
And she's not of this earth

The woman walks the streets
Like she's the queen of the town
Doesn't talk very much
She's very profound
Little Suzie Greenberg
Always playing the game
But today I'll bet she's probably
Forgotten my name

UNCLE PEN

by Bill Monroe

Oh, the people would come from far and away,
They'd dance all night 'till the break of day,
When the caller would holler "Do-si-do,"
You knew Uncle Pen was ready to go.

Late in the evening about sun down,
High on the hill and above the town,
Uncle Pen played the fiddle, lord a how it'd ring,
You could hear it talk, you could hear it sing.

Oh, he played an old piece he called Soldier's Joy,
And he had one he called Boston Boy,
The greatest of all was Ginny Lyn,
To me that's where the fiddlin begin.

Oh, I'll never forget that mournful day,
When Uncle Pen was called away,
They hung up his fiddle, they hung up his bow,
You knew it was time for him to go.

WEEKAPAUG GROOVE

Trying to make a woman match your moves
And we're sharing in the Weekapaug Groove.

YA MAR

by The Mustangs

Remember all the days in the pond
Catchin' wild trout till the break of dawn
Now that you've become a man, looking very mean
Got a nice shiny sports car, keep it very clean

Don't ask him what it was, tell him what it is
Sing the song now

Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar, ya mar,
ya mar, ya mar, ya mar, you're no good pah

She used to be a vampire child, walkin' in the yard
Now that she's become a woman, lookin' very proud
You used to wear a piece of cloth tied around your head
Now she looks so good, wanna love you dead

Don't ask her what it was, tell her what it is
Sing the song now

Ya mar, ya mar, ya mar, ya mar, ya mar, ya mar,
ya mar, you're no good pah